A Llama Walks Into a Bar...

Welcome bored human! I'm not even going to attempt to describe my clusterf@%k of a blog.


comfort-and-close:

whobloidlostingublerlandsbakerst:

lifeisuselesswithoutpizza:

superwholock-is-my-hell:

allamericanheroine:

asriels:

boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak

#dont even get me started on bikini waxing

cramps

liquid eyeliner

Birthgiving

dealing with boys. 

haaveyoumetsam:

jimmy and stephen!

lggyzalea:

freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.


sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

(Source: sassykardashian)